Your royal wedding-free viewing schedule

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Can you avoid the wall-to-wall coverage of Will and Kate’s big day and still fit in a full day of bank holiday viewing? Follow our guide to dodging all talk of tiaras..

Hopefully you won’t need this guide. Hopefully the weeks and months of suffocating royal wedding coverage will have sufficiently conditioned you. By now, you should have a finely honed instinct to change channels at the merest hint of a crown or a veil or some bunting or the phrase “street party” or Huw Edwards’s face.

But if you haven’t, Friday will be a minefield. BBC1 and ITV are each devoting eight solid hours to the royal wedding, not to mention all the news programmes and spin-off shows and special editions that are also being broadcast specifically to enrage you. If you want help to avoid the royal wedding on TV tomorrow, here’s a vital guide.

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